"I don't know what to put"
"Well, " I said, "Father Christmas wants to know that you've been good, so why don't you tell him that you've done your piano practice without moaning?"
"I haven't", she said.
"Well, how about you've helped mummy with the housework?"
"Well, it sounds like Father Christmas won't be bringing you any presents"
She sat and thought for a minute, then she wrote
"Dear Father Christmas
I hope I have been good, if I have, I would like............."
That girl is going to be a politican!