When we got there we found that there were no changing facilities so we had to change in the toilets, that the stage was not a stage, but a catwalk (?!) and that we were competing alongside a Zumba class!
Needless to say it was not our best performance, we couldn't hear the conductor, or ourselves, and we had to abandon one quiet piece of music because we were drowned out by Beyonce!
Well, it was an experience.
I then wandered round the exhibition hoping that people would think,
"She looks good for her 50s!"
(I'm 43, by the way)