In seven years I have yet to eat a hot meal in a restaurant.
I can order something hot, it arrives hot, but the minute the meal hits the table:
"Mummy, I need the toilet"
Not only that, she always wants the toilet a further three times during the meal thus rendering my food cold.
I have eaten cold pizza, cold pasta, cold chicken, cold soup, cold fish, etc, etc.
Perhaps I should just give in and order salad?