I then spent all morning painting daughter's bedroom while husband read a book.
On finishing the painting, I got the vacuum cleaner out to clean the hall, stairs and landing carpet while husband lounged on our bed watching TV.
"Does something need hoovering?" he asked.
"The hall, stairs and landing is covered in bits from moving daughter's old carpet" I replied.
"Oh right" he said.
Note, the correct response should have been:
"I'll do that then, love, you have a sit down and a cup of tea"!!!!