Yesterday morning at 7.30am I left the house to drive to work only to find that someone had kicked the hell out of my car round the petrol cap. Obviously trying to steal my petrol.
I phoned the police to report it who told me not to clean the footprints off because they may come and look at them. How will they discover the culprit from the tread of his Nikes?
Phoned the insurance company who will come and take my car away to repair it, but it will cost me the £125 excess.
So, why am I playing the lottery this weekend?
Because my luck has to change!