Daughter has to give a joke in at school for a joke book they are producing for Comic Relief's Red Nose Day so this morning we stood in reception, clutching the form to fill in, while she told me her joke:
"I know a joke!" she said
"Go on, then" I said, with pen poised, ready to fill it in on the form.
"What does a camel have for breakfast?"
"I don't know what does a camel have for breakfast?"
She fell about laughing
"I think it's 'sandwiches' " I said, " 'Sandwiches ' is funny"
"No, mummy, it's 'sand' " she insisted, " 'Sand' is the funniest thing I've ever heard!"
I wrote down 'sand'
I hope other people get the joke.