Went to see "Kung Fu Panda" today. I looked it up on t'internet first, checked the times and prices - £15 for the three of us. Okay if we forgo the overpriced pick and mix.
Turned up on time, asked for tickets.
"£19.60" said the youth on the till.
"I think it's £15" I said, pointing to the prices on the board above his head.
"We changed our prices today" said youth.
"By 33%?!" I asked.
Mathematically challenged youth looked puzzled. I handed over a £20 note.