This is me practising:
"Amaaaaay zi i i ng Graaaaace"
It'll be better on the day.
For anyone who would like to listen I have compiled the following instructions for listening via the web:
(Of course I have, I'm a teacher!)
Firstly, go to the BBC Radio 4 website. Once there, click on the "Listen Live" button. You should get the BBC iPlayer in a new window.
Now for the important bit: under the "LISTEN LIVE" heading click on "LW" otherwise you'll be listening to the wrong programme!
(Yes, I have done that in the past - "Where's Jools Holland? It's supposed to be Jools Holland. Pass me the Radio Times. Yes, it definitely says Jools Holland. Oh, on LW not FM")
If anyone misses my 15 minutes of fame, wait one day and then the programme can be found under "LISTEN AGAIN" in the iPlayer. It'll be "Daily Service (Monday)".
I just hope I don't do anything embarrassing live on the BBC!