I have the most interesting and varied job teaching teenagers and if it weren't for the government messing up things with tests and exams........
Anyway, to illustrate the fun parts of my job I think I'll post things that make me laugh from time to time. Here's number one:
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Conversation at the start of my year 10 lessson this week:
Helen (entering room looking very agitated): Oh My God! My chickens are dead!
Me (trying to maintain order): What's that Helen?
Helen: My brother just texted me. The fox has got in and killed all my chickens. I'll have to have a funeral tonight.
Ed (completely deadpan): I'd have a barbecue.