Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.......
My friend, Ella, at choir is married with three delightful, if boisterous, children and works part-time as a university lecturer. A few months back she realised that her husband was arriving home from work, making a coffee and then hiding in the study for half an hour each day while she fed the children. When she asked what was going he said he needed a little 'me-time' after work.
(You know what's coming don't you?)
She exploded and yelled,
"You are a father. The only 'me-time' you get is driving to and from work. If you want more me-time, DRIVE SLOWER!!"